Wednesday, February 28, 2007

This Blog Is Easy On The Brain

So Reighben said that this blog is easy on the brain. Since he is the repository of all knowledge in The Whole Sort of General Mish Mash i.e., the Universe, I, as Overlord, decree that you believe him. No, no, really. He did say that.

A little backgrounder on Reighben: we've been blockmates since forever. There's a saying that if you want things done, ask Robert. If you want to know something (and be relatively sure that it is correct) ask Reighben! If he stops being a reliable source, I shall buy a big bag of Cheetos, grab a random cheezy piece, lace it with arsenic, put it back in the bag, relax, watch a movie, and die in a while. That, my dear ladies and gentlemen, is the extent of my faith in my gay friend Reighben.

Well besides saying that this shebang is 'easy on the brain' (har!), my friend also said that he likes the flow of my writing. Whoa that phrase just plain flattened me to the floor of my college yesterday afternoon. The whole flattery session simply made me laugh. Because it's funny shit.

Just yesterday morning I was telling someone that this blog is a very funny private joke with, who else, myself. From the layout to the posts, everything is sarcastically and ironically encrypted. I mean duh, I don't want to tell you the details of my life! I'm sure you care more about your asscrack than the updates on my day-to-day existence. And besides I'm a very private person. Knowledge is power. I don't want to give you that, luv.

So what the hell is this for, then? I don't write this to gain more readers; I care crap about popularity. I don't write this for anyone but myself. I want to be able to look back and laugh at my stupidity, when the time comes. If I don't get lost in the complicated doublespeak, sarcastic paraphrasing and gods know what other crap I do just so I can express myself by not expressing myself, that is.

I mean, sure, I have had moments of being 'very sad that I have no more tears to cry' or 'very hurt that my heart seems close to exploding' or 'very frustrated that hope seems like a distant bird flying in the sky'---of course. But I try my darndest to say it some way else. Because, there is always a some way else.

Just yesterday a two-year relationship ended. But you won't read me talk about how I cried a bit later, thinking back on the plans we made for a future we were so sure about. You won't read me talk about how happy I am that human beings have invented water-proof eyeliner. No siree. You won't read me talk about it, because this blog---

Is easy on the brain.


Blogger Henrik said...

And judging from the clues around your blog, I'll have to say I got this very thing you're saying. But I'm not telling. Just drop me a line, if you're willing. :)

Then again, you're a private person. You said so yourself. And we barely know each other. So I guess it won't happen... I guess not.

10:24 AM  
Blogger lizette said...

and also because that last paragraph is all i have to say on the matter. all.

11:44 PM  
Blogger lizette said...

but i do appreciate the concern. :) anyway like i keep telling you, i don't like thinking about important things lest they become more important than they should not really be.

11:48 PM  
Anonymous mary said...

"those were the days."

haha. had fun yesterday! :)

5:24 AM  
Anonymous anne said...

Hi Liz! Anne here (from TMB). I'll see you Saturday, right? Right? :D

8:24 PM  
Blogger lizette said...

yeah yay! whoa i did not expect a visit from you. ^.^ thankies!

8:33 PM  
Blogger PinoyHarbinger said...

Why do gay guys have all the answers? Makes me wonder..hmmm.

1:34 AM  
Blogger lizette said...

because they know the two sides of the war, my friend.

1:45 AM  

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