Paradox

My closet won't close. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
So let's see..
I've spent the whole vacation buying clothes and eating, which do not, I tell you, DO NOT go together.
I do it anyway. If I spent my whole existence worrying about the paradoxical things i like, I'll never get anywhere. I'll just get fat AND unfashionable.
And that's nowhere.