Thursday, April 19, 2007

Yogurt Is The Absolute EVIL

The other night, my mom got home from the grocery and gave me a cup of yogurt with yummy strawberry chunks. This is all very well and I was enjoying myself while watching Lupin (yes, I watch Lupin and all those other corny blah during prime time when I get the chance). I never really was fond of yogurt in my younger years because I always imagined it tastes like sour piss. I think I have in fact tasted piss when I was a kid. So sue me.

Anyway, I gave half of that yogurt thingy to my mom because I rediscovered that I still dislike yogurt after all. So much for paradigm shifts hunh? I just went online and chatted with my online friends. And then suddenly! My stomach got all queasy. The bad kind of queasy. I typed 'brb' and ran to the bathroom and before shutting the door, I grabbed the business section of The Philippine Daily Inquirer. I had a satisfying read about blog marketing. Very interesting shit. Anyway, my communion with the toilet ended in no time and I was back in front of the computer.

Soon enough, my stomach had an unscheduled coup d' etat, again. Horrible. I have a fairly healthy digestive life, which simply means that my tummy doesn't act up as much as it should, compared with other people. It really distresses me when things like this happen. I slept with a bad stomach and woke up with pretty much the same. That is why I was in all black, emo, brink-of-bitch-fit mode yesterday. A bad tummy to me is more than equivalent to a bad menstruation day. Ugh.

I swear never to eat yogurt again. Well..real yogurt anyway. I still have a thing for Dutch Mill. Thank the gods for Immodium.


Anonymous jayvee f. said...

ahh dutch mill! the fantastic drink!

2:19 AM  
Blogger Obi Macapuno said...

i never liked yogurts. it does that funky stuff to my stomach too. i take diatabs though. :)

8:32 AM  
Blogger JJ said...

blogging hiatus? :) hope ur doing great.

10:21 PM  
Anonymous sinag said...

yikes, meelk! ooh ... lactose-intolerance ... i need medic! ... i meant, where's the toilet!?

1:19 AM  
Blogger tish said...

i like dutch mill too :)

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Prudence said...

Yogurt is fine with me :-)

9:44 PM  
Anonymous fruityoaty said...

I'm ok with yogurt.

Umm, maybe you're lactose-intolerant... Lots of Asians are, I guess.

11:38 PM  
Blogger C5 said...

i love yoghurt! my mom used to make big bottles (nescafe jars) of it when we were's not even fruited. i can eat half a jar or original-tasting yoghurt in one sitting! :)

when i grew up and was on my own in my early 20s, i consume 1kg of powdered whole milk in 2 days, drinking 5 to 7 times a day with half milk:half water was basically my food...easy to drink than to go out to the carinderia to eat.

true, lactose intolerance might be the reason why your stomach turns upside down...

my stomach has a different kind of intolerance...i can't stay long in a bookstore, grocery or department store, and even video rental's either the smell or the interest that makes me have to go out otherwise i might die of shame! lol...the moment i go out the door, the feeling's gone...then i'll go back in...and the feeling's back! looking at the bright side, it keeps me from spending... :D

12:57 PM  
Anonymous jsonv said...

hi, nice site and layout! hmmm...would you mind link exchange?

thanx! have a good nyt/day!

rock on \m/

11:16 PM  

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